2021.May-October.Sneezes

I spent most of my lazy off-time this Summer cycling or doing absolutely nothing, rather than anything productive – which is a category into which this blog would hopefully fall.

Consequently, I haven't updated my stupid sneeze numbers or my monthly watchlists. I've kept both of them going, in Notes on my iPhone. I just haven't had enough give-a-shits to sit and type them into posts here.

And I'm not sure I do now, either, except that I'm sitting in my hospital floor's Day Room with nothing at all else to do but feel physical pain and near-total boredom.

But my attention span, and ability to care, are returning, so I'll take this opportunity to focus on something silly, but (weirdly) worthwhile.

First, the sneezes, condensed here. The watchlists will come in their own posts, because each is long.

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From May to October, they went like so:

May: 84
June: 62
July: 94
August: 56
September: 29
October: 48

In those six months, I sneezed 373 times in 184 days. Which equates to is 2.027 sneezes per day.

Adding January, February, March, and April's sneezes (270 in 120 days) and we get: 643 sneezes is 304 days; which is 2.115 sneezes per day for the first 10 months.

God damn, this is important....

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