2021.April.Sneezes

There comes a time in all men's lives when a particular month passes – this happens monthly, give or take – and one (a man in this case, me; but it's probably the same for women, etc.) is compelled, both by the laws of nature and of man, and by the general need to post something to rationalize the expenditure that is this zero-attendance blog, to update the world (nobody) on how many sneezes one (me) snozed in the immediately prior month.

This is one of those times.

April has passed. April, 2021. These, people, are the numbers as of midnight, on the morning of May 1st:

70. On the damned bean.

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70 sneezes in 30 days: 2.333/d