First one Reads like Mamet

Is there any line from Shakespeare that sounds more modern than this?

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
"Henry VI", Act IV, Scene 2

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More, because I don't want to waste another entry on related frippery.

God send everyone their heart's desire!
"Much Ado About Nothing", Act III, Scene 4

If god sent everyone their heart's desire, no one would be left alive to accept it.

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Heaven hath a hand in these events.
"Richard II", Act V, Scene 2

If such could be said of any event, so could this: Heaven never stayed a horror.