2024.January.Sneezes

You want a fucking outlier? Here's a fucking outlier:

January's sneeze total was 113.

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It stands to reason that the one with the most-ever would be a 31-day month, but this isn't even close to that being an appreciable factor.

I've had only a couple/few months with mid-90s sneezes – only a few at most, in over 4 years. January's was almost 20 more sneezes than that.

And the month started off slow! A few days in, I'd only had maybe one or two sneezes, but then I was assaulted by god or whatever. In one day, I think I had 10 (maybe 12? – it was intense, regardless) sneezes. Nearly blew the damned doors off!

It was wild.